Posted on January 22, 2013, in Uncategorized, with 0 Comments
One of my favourite kind of Weekend at Jeanie’s events are the ones where we put out an APB on all the newbie’s (either new to the lifestyle or new to Jeanie’s) inviting them to cum out and experience a swingin’ sex party HH style. The ‘Tribute to All Capricorn’s’ Swinger’sSex Party, was a huge success and we were very lucky to meet scores of awesome new couples and singles!!
Most of you routinely or at least have in the past, attended other swingers clubs around the GTA. A big part of interacting within the lifestyle is trying to find your niche in it and checking some or most of them out is really the only way to know where ‘your place’ will be. What Jeanie’s continually strives to be is ‘everybody’s place’ and if the numbers alone, of people filing through her doors each weekend, are any indication of success in accomplishing that goal …..she’s clearly reached that apex.
Its hard to believe that it’s only been just over a year since HH moved to its new location at Jeanie’s and ever since, the play area has been in constant evolutionary progression. Whether it’s changing the lighting, or adjusting the setup of the boundary areas, either in response to certain issues, or ideas that add to the ambience or enhance the visuals, to the most recent addition of a ‘Glory Hole’….placed right between the two separate play areas. I just felt a few of you shudder…..I’m not talking about the kind of glory hole they have at those creepy peep shows folks…..trust me, I can assure you that those particular ones don’t usually have a sexy blond milf/internet porn star offering up blowjobs to any guy game enough to put their cock through the mysterious black hole of pleasure. Gotta tell ya, I’ve seen glory hole porn before but being right there watching a guy getting his cock sucked this way is very hot. Got me thinking of ways the ladies could use it. There’s something about the thought of bending over up against the hole and feeling a total stranger’s tongue enter from behind. I think I might just be on to something here….
Everyone started showing up early Saturday night…..the place was rockin’ by 10pm and the flat-out-get-yer-freak-on music caused an all-night traffic jam on the dance floor. Except for one point where I heard clapping and saw that some people had stopped dancing to watch the all-new You-Tube sensation Pole-Dancer-Man just bustin’ a move on the pole. We all stood in admiration, watching him, his taut muscles and perfect, firm iron-board flat abdomen flexed, as he almost effortlessly performed his moves like an acrobat. All this before one of the hottest ladies dances of the New Year, which saw more than a dozen sexy, half naked women, all paired up moving together, fondling, fingering and kissing each other before a captivated and very appreciative audience.
And of course, a tribute to all of the Capricorns wouldn’t have been complete without a special birthday chair dance for our smokin’ hot n’ sexy bartender who just happened to be celebrating her birthday that same evening. This was the opportunity all the ladies and gentlemen had been waiting for! It was like an episode of ‘Swingers Gone Wild’ as masses of appreciative ‘friends’ zeroed in on the birthday girl geared up to bestow upon her, their own brand of swingin’ erotic birthday wishes.
Her eyes were wide and pleading with the pupils slightly dilated, and it was clear she that was having just as much fun with this as she was in fear for her very swinger-virgin soul. ‘Don’t worry honey! I yelled to her. ‘I got your boobs….I mean BACK! your BACK! I got your BACK! Well, it had to happen sometime folks…..they grow up before your very eyes and then its time to set ‘em loose, cross your fingers and hope you taught ‘em everything they need to survive out in the wilderness. For those wondering…..she survived, virginity wholly intact…..well, almost.
Naturally, following a chair dance like that, it didn’t take long for the party to quickly move down to the Ultimate Play Area. This is where Jeanie’s first-timers realize that this club, does it like no other club. There’s no big separate play area, way-the-fuck-away from the bar and dance floor so that members can just cum and go like it’s a hotel….half the time walking in and making a b-line for the back. Ya’ll might just as well stay home and fuck for crissakes! No, Jeanie’s takes her time…..makes you wait….you enjoy the music, dancing, flirting, seducing, kissing, licking, sucking, maybe a little conversation and then….when she’s good ‘n ready….the stage is set…..drinks flowing, food ready to go, music continues….then its time for the real party to begin and it doesn’t take long before the sexual tension must be broken. And first to break it Saturday night was a brand spankin’ newbie milf-wife turned gang-bang slut!! There is nothing like witnessing this kind of deflowering folks. It truly brought a tear to my eye as I watched, trying to remember I was there to ensure her comfort and safety but it was really fucking hard at times, I gotta be honest here. But thankfully there were so many awesome single men around…..a few of them even offered to keep an eye out for me if I wanted to join in! Ok c’mon now……I only fell for that one once.
One thing’s for sure folks…..Weekends at Jeanie’s are always unpredictable; but one thing you can always count on is a great time. Cum out before 10pm and its just $20 per couple Fridays and Saturdays and Single Ladies are free on Friday nights!!
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Posted on January 10, 2013, in Uncategorized, with 0 Comments
Fortunately, not all of us were down for the count (both literally and figuratively) for THE swingin’ Weekend-at-Jeanie’s-That-Didn’t-End-New-Year’s-Eve-Fuck-Bash of the decade! I know I wasn’t the only one who missed the party ‘cause she was circling the drain, with the flu from hell, but not to worry, many of the survivors made their way through Jeanie’s doors this past weekend, to make up for lost time. And while post holiday empty-wallet-syndrome may have hit some clubs hard, Jeanie’s was rockin’ with those who just didn’t freakin’ care. Whatever the reason, the numbers didn’t matter because we had some of the GTA’s hottest, horniest couples cum together for the First-Weekend-of-the-New-Year-at-Jeanie’s-Bodacious-Bunny-Fuck-Fest!
No longer a surprise turn-of-events, a newbie couple once again, took front and centre stage on Friday night, (quite literally!) with a gang bang as their opening act and Jeanie’s first of the New Year! No doubt this made for quite the Kodak moment of their first, tangible lifestyle experience. “What a way to enter the swinger’s world head-fuckin-on honey!! Damn! Whatch y’all got for an encore”?? “Whatever it is, put me down for front row seats”! “And btw….weren’t you the one who just smiled timidly and said abso-fuckin-lutely nothing….at all…. when I was talking to you and your husband on your arrival”?? ‘Never mind honey….just put that cock back in your mouth and forget I was even here’. Isn’t it always the timid, quiet and reserved types who end up with the proverbial ‘lamp-shade’ on their head despite all thoughts to the contrary?? In this case, ‘cock-in-every-hole’ would be lamp-shade-in-question here.
It was definitely a weekend for ‘firsts’…..first sex party of the New Year, first newbie gang bang of the New Year, first blow-job on the dance floor of the New Year (our own Mr. Hollywood, the recipient of that mouth-watering first!) and the first male pole dancer of the New Year…..wait, what?…..male pole dancer?? Yup, I’m talkin’ just a’swingin’ from the pole, upside down, spinnin’ round and round….that kind of pole dancing….male…..right-the-fuck-here….at Jeanie’s. With the electrical synapses in my brain going a little haywire here, naturally, I have to ask his wife “So, does he take classes or what?? “No….You Tube”, she says. “You Tube”?? “You mean, he just had this sudden urge one day to learn how to pole dance and clicked on You Tube”? All I’ve ever seen were videos of pole dancing by guys gone horribly wrong! This guy could give any of the ladies I’ve seen, a run for their money for sure. Maybe we need to make this a future contest event!! Lenny?? You up for it honey??
With all the fuck zones going full tilt, both nights, sheets were being stripped at an enormous rate and the bed changing elves were running in tatters, while the fuckers-in-waiting loitered patiently. There were quite a few group gropes going on at the same time, in both areas; and now with the curtains open, between the boundary areas, couples freely went back and forth taking in the vastly differing atmospheres of Couples Only versus Singles and Couples, giving them the opportunity to decide where they felt most comfortable.
Some people still don’t quite understand the concept of the ‘dividing line’. The simple answer is this…..the lifestyle is all about being tolerant and non-judgemental about the sexual preferences of those around you; and for the comfort and enjoyment of everyone who attends Jeanie’s, the separate fuck zones give almost everyone the opportunity to enjoy their experience with all the elements-of-discomfort, removed. I say almost ‘cause let’s face it folks, someone is always gonna find something to complain about, but this way, we’ve lowered the odds a little.
There is also a very different feel in both areas no matter what sexual scenarios are being played out. With just couples, there’s a slow, easy ‘sensuality’ and ‘softness’ about them, even if they involve a group of couples, as well as that provided by the décor and lighting. On the other hand, there’s more of a fevered, hard, ‘raw’ and ‘deviant’ feel to the scenarios on the other side of the line, even if it only involves a threesome, and the décor with dark, red lighting adds to that ambience. All you have to do is take a walk through and you can literally feel the air around you change when you cross the fuck zone territories.
So here it is, almost the middle of January already, and there over a hundred more long, dark, cold, snowy, schmeng-filled days ahead of us. But, nothing warms the tight little crevice between my legs more than the anticipation of the upcoming fuck bashes Jeanie’s has in store for 2013 and it all starts this weekend with our Weekend-at-Jeanie’s Swinger’s Capricorn Party. In honour of all Capricorns celebrating birthdays this weekend, everyone gets in FREE before 10pm on Saturday night!!! There are no acceptable excuses folks, especially not for missing the very special chair dance in honour of one of our own Capricorns……(hint…you’ve never tasted a slippery bald beaver in quite the same way) DON’T MISS IT!!!
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Posted on December 28, 2012, in Uncategorized, with 0 Comments
Welcum to the bright new world folks, ain’t she a beaut? Yup, 11:00 am Friday December 21, 2012 came and went, quietly and without incident, while the rest of us got ourselves in gear to celebrate swinger-style at the double-event Weekend at Jeanie’s –Party Like There’s No To-Maya and Open House Sex Bash! Now, I’m quite sure most of us never really believed in the whole ‘end-of-the-world’ blather, but there’s an interesting comeuppance to that and other so-called days of reckoning which is, there’s definitely some kind of connection between sex and death…..they’re really two sides of the same coin. Mortality salience, which is ingrained in everyone’s psyche, reminds us that ‘life is finite and all life perishes eventually’. In fact, hundreds of scientific studies have been done over the years to test both sexes of different cultures under what was named Terror Management Theory – that is, what different people would feel compelled to do most when faced with their own mortality. Wanna know what they came up with?? Fuck! That’s what almost everyone inherently wants to do when they think they’re gonna die folks!! What a freakin’ revelation! How many millions of dollars have been squandered on that little theory??….y’all cuda just cum to Jeanie’s last weekend and seen for yourselves….and only for the cost of admission and a few drinks for crissake! Believe it or not, these studies still continue today! How much more proof does one need? I mean, ‘a proof is a proof. And when you have a good proof it’s because it’s proven’….period…end of study.
So, if thinking you’re going to die turns up the libido factor a few notches on most people, then our newest regular sexy, blonde nympho (and I might add, without doubt giving Mr. Hollywood a run for his tight little ass in the birthday chair dance department) must have believed she would burst into flames, at any time, judging by the way she pretty nearly knocked down us other ladies like bowling pins as she bushwacked her way through, perching her own enviably tight little ass on the birthday chair dance recipient’s lap; beautiful breasts already bared and hips rotating and grinding as though she were auditioning for the upcoming new Ron Jeremy reality show ‘So Ya Wanna Be A Porn Star Dancer”. Even when the music ended, she kept right on grinding. Our MC had to point out to her that the music was over! And we almost had to bring in the ‘jaws-of-life’ to pry her off the birthday girl. There would be no ‘voting of this lady off the island’…. nor for the wife of one newbie couple who had her first-ever gang bang! Day One folks!! There was absolutely no ‘temporary waiting codicil’ of any sort, on this couple’s first-night-at-a-swinger’s-club-do’s-and-don’ts-list, lemme tell ya! Is this proof of ‘fear of death’ and the fundamental need to accomplish the desires itemized on her sex-bucket list ya think? ‘A proof is a proof…..and when you have a good proof it’s because it’s proven’…..(can’t believe THAT stupid response would ever come in handy but it actually says it all)
Speaking of sex and death…..I think a re-visitation of the condom issue is required at this time. If you missed or are new and haven’t read all of my blogs, I brought the topic of condom provision up months ago and I think it’s important enough to dig it all back up. Folks, it’s actually a pretty frightening thought, but it seems some individuals are under the false impression that the ‘free’ condoms other clubs so generously dispense (you know….the aquariums filled with colourful gum-wrappers disguised as top-‘o-the-line, superior disease barriers, available for your immediate risk-taking pleasure) is done to give you the impression that they care about your sexual well-being. Okay, okay, maybe I’m not being quite fair here. In the grand scheme of things I’ll concede that something is better than nothing and that in a pinch, even cheesecloth is better than the bare alternative….I’ll give ya that. But lemme just leave you with this….there are two major rules of thumb that you don’t cheap out on, if you choose to live in this life, and they’re very simple. You don’t purchase anything you intend to ingest or insert at the local Dollarama and you don’t substitute gum-wrappers for actual condoms if you have any weird little hang-ups about contracting STD’s.
Banter and sarcasm aside, the choices we make about what we do with our bodies is solely our own responsibility. There are plenty of rewarding experiences to be had living the swinging lifestyle but there’s plenty of danger there too, folks and I’m not sure ‘bout y’all but I’m definitely not down with leaving other’s with the accountability of my most prized possession, no freakin’ way! But if spending a night in the emergency ward, with a doctor shoving forceps up your ying yang to extract a wayward condom gone-astray, (yes, this actually happened to someone I know ladies!) all because you didn’t care enough about yourself and others to carry or insist on others using durable barrier protection…. then by all means….go ahead and reach for that lava-lamp spiralled gum wrapper….I dare ya. FYI…Jeanie’s does provide condoms and they are not free. They are Durex brand condoms and are available for $2.00 each from the front reception area and at the bar. Or….and bear with me, this is just a random thought here, bring your own. Bottom line… those who had condoms….had all the fun….those without….simply cried. It was heart breaking but we can only hope they learned a tough lesson.
Of course, with the Short Shorts and Mini Skirts Swingers Pre-Sex Party this weekend set to head up still one more party, that bears mention as being one of the sex parties of the year…..its The-Day-After-A-Weekend at Jeanie’s New Year’s Fuckin’ Eve Sex Bash!! I realize that’s quite the mouthful, but those who know me know I can handle it. That evening will have many surprises in store which include our newest friends from The Love Shop. Lots of giveaways and prizes are in store as well as the opportunity to do a little (cash-only) toy shopping either while you wait for dinner or throughout the evening. Jeanie’s has thought about absolutely everything for this weekend and New Year’s Eve folks….all you need to do is get yourself there and be ready to ring in 2013 with a Swingin’ BANG !!
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Posted on December 21, 2012, in HH Swingers Party Blog, with 0 Comments
I have no sympathy for you if you missed this past Weekend at Jeanie’s Naughty or Nice Swingin’ Sex-Party. Oh sure, y’all can cum cryin’ your eyes out to me with your less than pathetic excuses, the fact is; ‘ya had yer chance and ya blew it!’ Now, we’ve been all over the whole ‘priorities’ thing many times, so I’ll spare you the rhetoric on this one….besides, the details here will do the job and hopefully remind you that ‘all-work-and-no-play-just-makes-Johnny-a-sexually-repressed-pissed-off-at-the-world-individual-that-really-no-one-wants-to-fuck’. It is that simple folks.
For those of us who have our priorities in line however, it was up there as one of the hottest fuck-fests of 2012! When the party starts at like 9:30 you just know you’re in for a super-soaker folks. Even the newbie’s couldn’t maintain their ‘we’ll-just-sit-back-and take-it-all-in-for-tonight’ stance! And it was great to see that most of the ladies were either workin’ it naughty or nice style in their choice of outfit. We had red-hot Victoria’s Secret style lingerie to behold and some of the sexiest Mrs. Claus’ tiny-bits-o-material ever! It was a struggle, once again, to make the decision of just who to give the beautiful rhinestone encrusted heart pendant necklace (generously donated by Kehula Jewelery) to. Ultimately, we had to throw in a runner up $50.00 bar tab prize because it came down to two unbelievably difficult choices.
By 11:30 the crotch-to-crotch ratio was completely outta hand! The ladies dance only added to the fevered atmosphere and it so it really came as no surprise when the ultra-shy, newbie birthday girl (who originally DID NOT want a birthday chair dance), all dressed in black….black sweater buttoned to just under her bottom lip and black pants, marched up to me, looked me straight in the eye and said ‘do what you want with me, I want the chair dance’. ‘You got it honey!’ ‘Bring the lady a chair Lenny!!’ As always, there’s no shortage of hot, sexy volunteers ready to offer their special brand of birthday wishes, in ways quite unlike that of your average birthday celebrations lemme tell ya! In fact, at no time in my life, can I recall ever having any of my ‘vanilla’ friends wish the kind of happy birthday that involve naked pussies and exposed breasts ….no, no, I’d definitely remember that! With a sexy blonde sitting on her, hips grinding and gyrating, their tongues entwined, while the others danced around her, some trying frantically to break through her tightly woven, wool turtleneck, to uncover her luscious breasts….it was captivating and I doubt the once shy and hesitant lap dance recipient even knew her own name at that point. Happy Birthday honey….welcum to the wickedly delicious dark side…..
With the blackout dance underway, I make my way through the crowded dance floor to find ‘turtleneck Tina’ removing her clothes, right there by the bar, revealing what I can only describe as a fish-net type dress. What makes me laugh inside is the fact that this was a pre-meditated act folks. She put the ‘dress’ (if you can call it that) on underneath her turtleneck and pants. She anticipated a point in the evening where she would feel comfortable enough to walk around pretty much completely naked in front of people she’s never even met! This is classic ‘closet exhibitionism’ if you ask me….and there will be an escalation of her behaviour once we all get downstairs, you can count on it!
Now, the delicious aroma of whatever Chef prepared for the midnight buffet made its way up the stairs stopping those still in conversation at mid-sentence. People just grabbed their drinks and without so much as a ‘fuck-ya-later’ to their friends followed the other horny hordes downstairs. Yup, great food, great friends, great music, great sex….all in one place….wonder what the vanilla’s are doing right now??
Making my way through Couples Only it was difficult to know where to look first. But I soon found what I was searching for. Right there, on the bed facing the ‘couches de voyeurs’ it’s ‘Turtleneck Tina’ with her husband and 2 other couples. The once ‘bashful’ newbie is on already her back, hips writhing as one woman is tongue deep into her pussy while she herself sucks seductively on the tongue of another. One of the men involved couldn’t take the awesome sight anymore and without warning slams his cock into the woman exploring TT’s pussy. TT reaches out and grabs hold of the hard cock off to her side, with her lips still locked on the other woman. This right here is what it’s all about folks….
Once again, with every fuck-zone occupied and the unmistakeable sounds of cocks slapping against pussies threatening to drown out the music, I noticed ‘Screamer’ sitting at the bar waving me over. The closer I got I could see a bright, shiny silver object in her hand and knew instantly why she called me over. ‘Cum see what I have for you’ she says and smiles seductively. ‘You work way too hard’ ‘Yes, I do!’ I said. ‘You deserve a l’il treat’ she whispers in my ear as I climb onto her lap. Yes, I do’ I whisper back. As the really hard vibe of the object hit me, the sensation felt waaaay too good to do anything but succumb to it and almost at the very second I started to feel the waves hit me, I couldn’t help but notice the three new-to-the-lifestyle single gentlemen, I had given a tour to earlier, over by the pool table in the mingling area, just standing there with smiles on their faces as they watched. I had explained to them earlier, when they were asking me various questions (ya know?? actually showing genuine interest) about the lifestyle, that it’s the women who make the lifestyle what it is….without them there would be no lifestyle….Weekend at Jeanie’s would be more like Weekend at Bernie’s for sure. Judging by the looks on their faces, I believe they were beginning to understand.
So, as we all prepare for the upcumming holiday festivities, Jeanie’s is havin’ her ‘Open House’ Holiday Swinger’s Sex Bash this weekend and there is no acceptable excuse for missing this one folks! Remember $20 B4 10 and ITS ON!!
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Posted on December 14, 2012, in Uncategorized, with 0 Comments
Most everyone on the planet has some kind of fetish, whether we admit it or not, and this last Weekend at Jeanie’s WTF (What’s The Fetish) Sex Bash as always, provided the ultimate venue for indulging in some of the more common ones…..leather, latex, whips, lingerie, exhibitionism and voyeurism to name a few; although the jury’s still out on whether some fetishes qualify as an actual mental disorder. Trust me folks, y’all have no freakin’ idea what’s out there! Some of you may be wondering how to tell if your fetish requires you seek psychotherapy and so I’ve cum up with a simple way to determine that. As an example….let’s look at the common foot fetish. Focusing on the first illustration, and while toe sucking may not be your thing, its possible to see why it would be a fetish, so long as the feet in question are attractive, clean and manicured. Now, if you have to rummage ‘round in your pockets for a toothpick after satisfying your fetish with those closely resembling the second illustration….I dunno but I’m thinkin’ early signs of some kinda mental disorder here….just my opinion.
←’normal’ in the fetish fixation realm of things
←’abnormal’ fixation of this fetish reveals mental disorder (also, rationale behind dress code policy banning all open toe shoes for men)
The fact is every single person reading this blog share at least these three: agoraphilia (being aroused by having sex in a public place), omolagnia (being aroused by nudity) and mixophilia (being aroused by watching themselves or their partners engaged in sexual activity). Hell, the lifestyle revolves in part, around these three fetishes, at the very least, and having a healthy outlet for expression, in a non-judgemental atmosphere might just be the key to maintaining a level of sanity! So go for it!! Indulge in your fetish and truly own it ladies and gentlemen!
And ladies if being banged by several men is your fetish, then Friday night was definitely the night for it. And may I take a moment to say we had some great single guys in the house. I know that single guys tend to get a bad rap in the lifestyle….and for good reason some of the time, I’ll give ya that….but I’ve said it before, the right single guys can and do add a certain spark to a room full of couples. We have some regulars at Jeanie’s who sincerely know how to make the women feel desirable. These men are well dressed, respectful, entertaining, compliment the men on their ladies, can dance and hold their own in an intelligent conversation…you know….men-without-crocs. They are truly interested in all aspects of the lifestyle and their role within it.
While keeping an attentive eye on one gangbang in particular, it wasn’t hard to tell most of the guys were fairly well-seasoned in the rules and etiquette of the lifestyle; not like a few crack squads of seemingly savvy inbreeds you come across who think women in the lifestyle are just objects solely for their pleasure.
However; there’s usually always one who takes it upon himself to orchestrate the others while upholding the comfort and respect levels of the lucky lady in question. Now, I dunno ‘bout all a y’all but a gentleman who takes charge and keeps everyone in line, single handed (so-to-speak)….that’s really fuckin’ hot to watch! Never mind the lady-in-total-ecstasy with a cock in her mouth, one in her hand and another one bangin’ away at her pussy! Ladies…..these are the guys you want for your next gangbang!! Getch’yer tickets now! BOO-YA!!
As you can see ladies, there’s no need to be apprehensive about going to a club who not only allows single men but encourages and ‘police’s’ it. Now it’s just you and your deep-down-desires…..sky’s the limit now honey! After 18 years and still goin’ strong, the HH’ers at Jeanie’s continue to lead the way for the those on the swing-set.
Feel free to get caught with your pants down at this Weekend at Jeanie’s Naughty or Nice Sexy Party Event….Yup, I can already feel that familiar tingling between my legs…..this one’s gonna be a sizzler…..
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Posted on December 6, 2012, in Uncategorized, with 0 Comments
It’s definitely not a Down-To-Fuck HH Sex Bash Event without boatloads of cum involved folks, and this past Weekend at Jeanie’s proved it ain’t about the size of the mast…..it’s about how hard the wind is a-blowin’! The staccato-type Fap-Fap-Fapping sounds we all heard earlier on in the evening, quickly faded away as the Down-To-Fuckers raised their sails, and forged headlong into the hurricane speed winds, leaving the Down-To-Fappers flailing in their wake.
And if ever there was a weekend event that best demonstrated how Jeanie’s distinctive mood and style allows life-stylers (both new and seasoned) to indulge in whatever form of ‘sexpression’ they deem most enjoyable and wherever they deem it most enjoyable, it was this one! “So, what is your policy on nudity in areas other than the play areas? I was asked. “What is our policy on nudity in areas other than the play area????” I paraphrased. “Well…. we have no policy honey…..ya’ll can just get naked and fuck wherever the hell you want…..so long as you don’t mind an audience!” I know many of the other clubs do not allow nudity or ‘sexpression’ of any kind anywhere other than the play areas (????? I don’t have an answer to that either) but one of the many things that attracts people to Jeanie’s is her direct encouragement of any such activities anywhere…..hell she put in a patio play area this year, for the nature fuckers! But there’s more than just the sexual vibe here folks….when couples here for the first time, say to me “From the minute we walked in the door, we felt comfortable and welcome and just knew we were in the right place” it says a lot about how important the vibe and feel of a place is and should be if you care at all about attracting a particular class of individuals.
Once again, I had the opportunity to meet some amazing new-to-Jeanie’s and new-to-the-lifestyle couples who quickly met and connected with other new couples as well as some of our regular members. Saturday night’s vibe was electrified and just what you would expect for your average HH Down-To-Fuck event. The air was thick and throbbing with sexually charged pheromones and some of the best omg-just-fuck-me-now! music. It was exhilarating and as I looked around, taking it all in, I noticed some ladies who had waaaay too many clothes on when they arrived, by now had removed most of them as they began morphing into their alter ego slutty selves and ultimately gettin’ DTF! The dance floor, as usual, was packed with couples moving and griding to the intoxicating sounds of Hardon-Wayne Productions (though Hardon was missed and noticeably absent for a little celebration of his own that evening). I could feel the sexual energy surrounding everyone like an invisible aura. There were couples moving together with other couples, the ladies, sandwiched between the men, half-naked, kissing and groping each other…..sexy lady twosomes and threesomes…..other couples just totally immersed only in each other. I know, it sounds like some free-for-all-grope-n-finger…..which it is….but there’s a very sensual aspect to it too. Some of the couples, who sat at the tables offside the dance floor, quite clearly had been affected themselves, by what they are watching, and were engaged in their own grope-fest. I’m thinkin’ I’d better make a mental note to check the clean bed-sheet supplies…..feel another wet one cummin’ on!
And as early predictions indicated, no one wasted any time making their way to the Ultimate Play Area judging by the sexually charged stampede down the stairs, just shortly after midnight. Let the games begin folks!! By the time I had made my way into the mingling area, the party was already underway. It would seem some people had to juggle between satisfying their physical hunger for food and their physical hunger for sex. Over on the pool table outside the play area boundaries, a large crowd had gathered watching a hot blonde, with her legs spread eagled with someone tonguing her expertly while a tall brunette sprayed little globs of whipped cream on various areas of her body so others could lick it off. These people were evidently eating at one point because there are several forgotten-about plates of food on the pool table just behind this woman. Guess a whip-creamed nipple is waaay more appealing than jamming back fork-fulls of black forest cake into your mouth any old day!
With the action already in full steam out in the mingling area, I walked through the boundaries where without a doubt, everyone was in DTF mode – newbies included!! At one point there were no available beds anywhere….even the pool tables in the Singles-Couples area were occupied. The requests for sheet changes were cumming from left right and centre, it was hard to keep up at times. Thankfully people could see that we were doing our best, with some even offering to help! Others simply carried out their sextivities in the mingling area …..these Down-To-Fuckers truly are a very adaptable civilization I gotta say!
Eventually we just went with the flow and lowered the lights in the mingling area. People just got it on anywhere and everywhere they felt like it…..just like it was the most natural thing in the world to be gettin’ your groove on in a bar n’ grill, where the weekday specials don’t include getting blowjob with your open faced burger and pitcher of draft lemme tell ya! But on Friday and Saturday nights….both cunnilingual and fellatial side orders, along with a can of whipped cream, cum complimentary with any entrée. Ding, Ding!! Order’s UP!!
And with yet another long, dreary, monotony-filled week almost behind us, its time again to think about how we plan on spending the few luxurious hours we have to ourselves this weekend. Luckily, we don’t have to think for ourselves cuz Jeanie’s just gonna hand out F’s to everyone with her WTF-inspired (What’s The Fetish) Fetish Sex Party Event for your next Weekend at Jeanie’s!! Everyone’s got some kinda fetish…..So whats yours??
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Posted on November 28, 2012, in HH Swingers Party Blog, with 0 Comments
Damn! but this is one Weekend-at-Jeanie’s HH Birthday Party Sex Bash that I can unequivocally say, more than just rocked the house……it freakin’ tore the place down both nights!! And just yet another example of how any party is only as good as the people who make it up. Folks, I know we had a few very frustrating issues on Saturday night, with the music system (that were quickly taken care of and restored) and we thank everyone for their unmitigated patience. The staff worked insanely quick to permanently restore the system, although it didn’t seem like anyone was really all that concerned….the conversations, laughter, kissing and groping just continued as if they were just at a house party (well, maybe not just anyone’s house I guess)
I mean, every DJ has suffered from some sort of sound system or mixer issue from time to time; these days more than ever, what with all the computerization of it…..ah, but times were simpler when it was just the turntable and speakers (for those of you may not know what a turntable is, a quick, drive-by googling may be in order here). Anyway, my point is, I’ve been to bars where people booed and got angry….but not here…..music is an important element of course, and is one of the very many reasons people cum out to Jeanie’s each weekend, but it’s the mix of people who determine the successful outcum of any get-together.
And what an outcum!! Usually one receives gifts for their birthday but Jeanie’s had a surprise gift giveaway that has been in the making for several months….the unveiling of its Happy Hedonist’s New Unisex Scent appropriately named…. Hedonist. These scents are really unique and a few of them could be worn by either a man or a woman.
SparkyLondon and Orchid, the creators of this scent and five others, are regular HH members. They generously donated a gift box (valued at $150.00) of each of the six scents as the grand giveaway prize to sexiest couple of the evening. We had a lot of very sexy couples and the choice, as always, was agonizing but we all agreed on the ultimately sexy SuzandMorg as the winners of the evening.
Now, let’s carry on with the sextivities of the evening, and there were an abundance of ‘em lemme tellya! Starting with the birthday chair dance following another hot n’ sexy ladies dance. As always, permission to touch, undress, lick, suck etc….from the individual and their spouse/partner (if there is one) is always gained beforehand with all of our chair dances. We don’t spring anything on anyone. It’s all about fun and not meant to make anyone uncomfortable. And to be perfectly clear, it’s also not a given that any of the ladies do anything they aren’t into or comfortable with, with just anyone. Having said that, it is always a blast when someone says…..’do what you want, I’m up for anything’. But I think I know this man pretty well and he has always seemed kind of shy, so I am quite sure this will be a ‘tame’ one as far as most of our birthday dances go. “So, birthday boy….what can’t I do?” I say into his ear, while the ladies gyrate on and around him. “There’s nothing you can’t do” he says with a big toothy grin. As usual, my surprise abounds….nonetheless I maintain my gleeful composure…..one down one to go.
As the ladies continue to raise the lucky guy’s blood pressure….most predominantly in key areas, I dance my way over to his wife and shout at her “Are you okay if….”YES!! YES!!” she cuts me off and shouts (with waaaaay more evil glee than the Grinch felt when he stole fuckin’ Christmas right out from under little Cindy-Lou for crissake!) and with whiplash-like inducing speed turns me around and pushes me back in his direction. Well h’alright then!!! Guess I have my orders!!
Somehow I manage to maintain my balance and work the shove n’ stumble move into a smooth dance step back over and drop to my knees in front of him. With a rather grinch-like gleam in my eye and smile on my lips myself, I quickly undo his belt and amidst the cheers and clapping, commence Birthday Blowjob Proceedings. Now, I think of a blowjob as a dance routine… you need a quiet, teasing, promising beginning, raising the energy levels at a gradual pace while ‘choreographing’ a long sequence of deliciously agonizing, repetitive moves using your lips, tongue, teeth (not for biting…just light grazing) and of course, hands. Unlike most dance routines, this one cums with a climax ya’ll- -ain’-nev’a-gonna-see on DWTS that’s for damn sure!
As for the Ultimate Play Area, it’s become pretty clear that the two separate boundaries each definitely serve their purpose. Because Jeanie’s is one of few clubs open to single men both nights (although only a few, select ones are invited on Saturday nights) the differences in the design concepts of both the Couples Only and the Singles and Couples areas are meant to enhance, if you will, the spirit of the atmosphere of each of the night’s themes. On Friday nights, the Singles and Couples area provides an atmosphere conducive to those “dark n’ deviant” couples who enjoy the benefits the right single men bring to their sexual fantasies and preferences; gang bangs, pool table twosomes, threesomes, moresomes, girl-on-girl-with-guys-salivating-nearbysomes. Saturday nights, Couples Only provides an ambient and sensual atmosphere most favourable to those couples whose interests and sexual preferences lie with having ‘other couple’ experiences. The beauty and practicality of creating both areas means that on either night, anyone and everyone will feel comfortable in satisfying whatever sexual pleasure they deem most desirable. Add a bar, buffet and mingling area and you have what no other club in the city has….the crucial amenities for best damn sex bash on any given weekend! This folks, is the result of two ordinary, yet unassuming brothers/restauranteurs with a quirky-but-just-might-fuckin’-work-here idea in their heads……and well looky what we got now….we got ourselves a pretty unique equation is what we got…..
OPEN MINDED PEOPLE + REFRESHMENTS + MUSIC + CLEAN, HOT, SEXY AMBIENCE + SEX = BEST DAMN SEX BASH IN THE CITY!! and its all right here at Jeanie’s.
So, this weekend it’s the Down-To-Fuck(ers) VS. the Down-To-Fap(pers). Yup, you’re either here, givin’ way to it all or justa Fappin’ with your laptop and webcam, there’s no in between on this NO HOLDS BARRED EVENT ….anything and everything goes. There’s no cutsy dress-up type theme here this weekend….Hallowe’en’s over….Retro Sex Party done….and the still-so-fucking-far-away spring Mardi Gras Event is just a tearful thought-journey away that no one wants to take right now…..really just-an-excuse-for-a-cum-as-you-are-and-get-DTF! event for your next Weekend-at-Jeanie’s fellow babies!!! Nope, no dead guys here…..
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Posted on November 20, 2012, in Uncategorized, with 0 Comments
When I think of the word ‘Retro’ the words classic, hip, cool, sex, and of course, the original tramp stamp of the late 70’s….the hickey, cum to mind. Contemporary objects or styles like fashion, hairstyles, and music mostly change from era to era although, tragically, some of those elements tend to be carried on inordinately with some retroblivious individuals. My point is, (and don’t I always have one?) whatever your definition of the word, I think we can all agree that last Weekend at Jeanie’s Retro Sex-Party was by definition…..Totally Retrotastic!
It was another really big weekend for meeting and greeting those who were new-to-the-lifestyle and new-to-Jeanie’s. Quite by accident (however I question if there are really any true accidents or coincidences) my first encounter was with a young couple who happened into Jeanie’s for dinner and were still sitting at their table at 9:45 seemingly oblivious to the half-dressed sex party revellers stoking up in their wake. For those dining at Jeanie’s, the restaurant/bar closes for the evening on Friday by 9:30. If you still wish to remain for the party, there’s the whole check-in/membership fee process to be objected to. Not a terrifying one in the grand scheme of things, but yes, a mild inconvenience forcing you to put down your drink momentarily (or you could just take it with you) and make your way over to the reception area….a staggering 3 feet away from most tables. This couple however; had no idea what kind of party was beginning to take shape around them.
They were intrigued and wanted to know more. So I go into the whole spiel about the lifestyle and the how’s and why’s that Jeanie’s weekend parties are the best in the city, when the guy blurts out that they are actually on their first date and leaves the decision ball in her court! Well, surprise of all surprises, she could use a few minutes to think about this one! At this point I’m pretty sure what her decision is going to be…..NOT!….and give them a few minutes alone. Now, being one of the hosts here at this swinger’s club, I’ve witnessed all kinds of different sequences of events including their outcums, and so you’d think I couldn’t be surprised by anything… anymore…. but yup…..she actually agrees to stay. Then, it’s as if that decision was in itself some kind of aphrodisiac because suddenly they are all-the-fuck-over-each-other! So much so, that everyone around the bar stopped themselves in mid-conversation turning their attentions to this couple. At some point, the guy realizes they have become an exhibit and he comes up to me and says “My girl and I are feeling a little weird with everyone staring at us (she has her tongue in his ear at this point) we’re probably making them uncomfortable and think we should leave”(“yeah, we think we should leave” she gurgles, with her mouth still full of his earlobe). I had just taken a sip of my tequila and nearly spat it directly in his face! “Leave??? “Honey, this is a swinger’s club…look around….there’s porn on every screen in the house”!! “They’re not uncomfortable….they’re waiting to see the rest of the show”!! And with that, she envelopes him with her tiny little body, jumps up and wraps her legs around him and they disappear onto the dance floor. Welcome to our sexy little world folks…..it’s really not all that scary now is it?
Speaking of sexy little world, I have got to give thanks and pay homage to all those who participated in that very special birthday chair dance Saturday night, no wait!, two chair dances…..all for yours truly. Folks, having seen many many chair dances in this place, there has never been any quite like these ones, hands down!
The first dance was given by just the ladies and I’m not sure what anyone else could see, cuz there must have been like 20 ladies surrounding me, but from my perspective it was very, very hot…..all these sexy ladies dancing around me….it was like a blur with all the hands, lips, and tongues all over me not to mention the hot blonde in the black teddy sitting on my lap grinding herself into me like she was drilling for freakin’ oil or something! And territorial?? Damn! One lone tiger had gotten into the pen and his lips were on me in a flash. All I can hear through the music is laughter and “Hey! Get lost, this is ladies only!” Not sure, but I think someone actually whacked him one too.
Then came the men…..I can’t even tell you how many there were because I was completely incapacitated….but in a really good way! I could see nothing but could feel everything….tongues in my mouth, a studded one in my pussy, hands all over me, pulling my nipples, all of my nerve endings were sizzling….until abruptly, all the men back away and “oh, happy, happy birthday to me!!!” here comes Mr. Hollywood, dressed to the nines as usual, hips gyrating, he’s slowly taking off his jacket to the beat of the music and I’m thinkin’ “Imma ‘bout to get ma very own striptease up in here”!! I think he’s done this before…..and he just gets better every time! I’m totally captivated, the crowd is cheering and clapping and sexy Mr Hollywood is taking it all off! Just for me!! Does it actually get any better than this right here???
It actually does folks….cuz its Mr. Studded Tongue’s birthday too, oh and look….here comes sexy bartender marching out with the whipped cream! Naturally I’m right-the-fuck-in on this one! Before he knows what’s happening, he’s in a chair and his shirt and pants are being ripped right off him. He’s being creamed and licked and sucked and I can’t be sure, but I think I saw his eyes rolling back in his head at one point. These ladies were totally out of control!
Of course, its way after midnight now and the chair dances have succeeded in turning up the heat exponentially. By the time I get downstairs its just solid….packed with horny, sexually revved up individuals in every nook and corner of the mingling area and the sheet-changing elves are already gearing up for a long, very wet night. Taking a walk through the boundary areas its clear no one needs any wind up time tonight…..judging by the fastidious head-bobbing activity going down on the couches-de-voyeurs! It’s an awesome sight actually….very sensual and seductive within the dim, candle lit aura surrounding you, along with some of the best omg!-just-do-me-now! music I’ve ever heard. Everywhere I looked people were engaged in one form of fuckery or another…..again, words really don’t do justice here folks, only the experience itself can.
Now this weekend is set to be a huge party…..in fact its one of the biggest bashes of the year….Happy Hedonist’s Birthday Sex-Bash!! Complete with Gift Giveaways, Prizes, Strawberries, Champagne and an all-night Chocolate Fountain….mmmmmmm chocolate AND whipped cream…..the sexy and yummy possibilities are endless!! There is one little hint I can give you and that is….you don’t want to miss this birthday chair dance!! Only the lips on my face are sealed…..for now.
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Posted on November 16, 2012, in Uncategorized, with 0 Comments
There are some events that people get right into and this past Weekend at Jeanie’s Pre-Sex Party Hooker Pimp Event is one of them! Like that saying ‘Men want a lady on their arm but a hooker in the bedroom’.…..not sure where it came from but the truth of it is, and c’mon now, you’d be lying if you said you didn’t ladies; we love to change into our alter ego slutty selves as often as possible! The Bad Girl vs. The Good Girl. The battle between the two resides in all of us. Ha! No question just who the winner was of that little blitzkrieg…..the Bad bitch kicked the Good bitch’s ass!
Inhibitions ran abso-fuckin-lutely wild both nights, it was incredible. Even the newbie’s who chose last weekend to introduce themselves to the lifestyle, couldn’t have predicted the effect that the vibe in the air would have on them. This would be especially so for one newbie couple in particular I had the pleasure of meeting. They were both extremely nervous and were asking questions like “How safe are we”? “Are there bouncers down here”? “How do you keep the single men from just walking right in here and doing what they want”? After a few of those types of questions it became apparent these two had the impression that the play area was just some untamed, wild free-for-all, littered with sex-crazed-individuals-run-amok forcing people to participate in acts they didn’t want to. These poor, sweet, innocent, misguided souls! I mean they really didn’t have a clue!! We most certainly don’t force anyone do what they don’t want to! Where do people cum up with these notions?? These folks seriously needed an on-the-spot lifestyle etiquette crash-course tout de suite! They relaxed immediately once they absorbed the information I provided them with, you know, the basics like “we are a civilized people, just like you two, and yes, we like to have sex with whomever we wish to, but most of us draw the line at forcible confinement and sexual assault….well, at least not in the way those terms usually mean. Deciding not to get into the whole ‘shades of grey’ aspect of some my own, er some women’s fantasies, I decided to keep it at that and assured them that we have hosts inside the play areas making sure that comfort, respect and boundaries are being observed by everyone. It’s all about fun and pleasure and that’s it.
Now getting back to the spark that ignited the explosion on Saturday night….lets take a closer look at the meaning of the term ‘Hooker’. This is an uninhibited individual who will go beyond most personal boundaries to satisfy the carnal needs and desires of others…..for a price. Of course, although no ‘real’ money was exchanged for sexual favours, the ‘hookers’ here at Jeanie’s had no issues whatsoever in doing whatever it took to relieve the men of their ‘Jeanie-Money’ generously donated to each of them at the door upon their arrival. The object of the game was easy…..the hooker with the most amount of cash by midnight walked away with a one month VIP HH membership and a complimentary bottle-service booth with fresh fruit and other munchies provided ($275.00 value) for an entire evening of their choice. Some of these ladies really raked it in but our winner for the evening had collected almost $17,000 in Jeanie-Money!!
Definitely, one of the main highlights of the evening though, had to be the very hot ladies dance which had us torn, over 2 ladies, in the decision as to which of them to give the $25.00 bar tab prize to …..so we just gave one to each of them!! And then….the birthday chair dances….three to be exact. Usually, the chair dances are given solely by the ladies but lately, we have been making an exception to that policy by express request of the birthday girls themselves. Yup, it looks like Mr. Hollywood is fast becoming HH’s very own Chippendale-chair-dancer-sextraordinaire and its pretty freakin’ hot lemme tell ya! I mean, he TAKES…IT….ALL….OFF!!!
Well, that just about did it for most of the crowd who wasted no time bee-lining for the stairs, not even waiting for the opening of the playroom announcement. After hanging back in anticipation of an imminent break in the cluster, I make my way downstairs and walk in to find two guys sitting on the bar each getting a blow job from two blondes while waiting for their drinks. It’s a beautiful thing isn’t it folks? I mean, no inhibitions, no awkwardness of any sort, just a coupla guys out for a beer and hey! wouldja look at that? Along cum two hot blondes itchin’ to give out a blow job or two…..nope, nothing wrong here…..just your average, normal, every weekend occurrence here at Jeanie’s.
Desperately trying to keep myself in check, I decide to add insult to injury and take a walk through the Singles/Couples area to find it jammed and there’s a large crowd gathered around a gang bang. Suddenly I notice someone’s got their cell phone out. I push my way through the crowd only to find that its just the light on it, being used to find something someone has lost. So naturally I ask, “What are we looking for?” The guy says “my shoelace, I lost my shoelace”. I’m stunned….”you lost your shoelace??…you’re kidding me right“? “There’s a gangbang going on right-the-fuck-behind-you and you’re looking for your shoelace”?? “What’s wrong with you”?? “They’re really expensive”, he says. “Okay….first of all, how do you lose a shoelace and second of all, just how the fuck do you lose a shoelace”?? “And why do you care“? “Think about it”? “No! Don’t think about it, forget it”! “This is ridiculous, get back in there and act like a normal single guy for crissakes”!
Giving my head a shake, I wander through the Couples only area where it’s vertical-fucking-room only and I can’t believe my eyes….its the nervous newbie’s from earlier and she’s completely naked just bouncing away on top of him in one of the semi-private areas! I catch her eyes and smile. She just smiles back and keeps bouncing. Newbies….they’re so predictable!
So apart from the search for the missing shoelace, which was finally called off, without any luck, the evening continued with an awesome cunnilingual (like it? my newest word) display going on atop the newly covered pool table (really boys….get a cover already….its like having sex with Kobe Bryant….you know its going to happen no matter what you say or do, so just accept it and get it over with), and the herds of orgies going on in both boundary areas, I’d say it was just another Weekend at Jeanie’s. Don’t miss the Pre-Sex Party Retro Event this weekend!! Get there before 10pm and only pay $20!!
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Posted on November 7, 2012, in Uncategorized, with 0 Comments
Ok, so nobody showed up naked with just a mask on, but while the critical disappointment in the movie was unanimous and the once breathlessly anticipated ‘sexiest movie ever’ could definitely be argued, this Weekend at Jeanie’s pre-sex party ‘Eyes Wide Shut’ event had her own waaaay-more-fucking-better orgy scenes going on. And, may I just say….the ladies dance on any given weekend takes the infamous banned scene down a few pegs on the rung I’ll tell ya! The theme of the movie may be about repressed sexual desires but with the new version Jeanie’s served up….ain’t no repressin’ goin’ on here honey, justa lotta sexpressin’! Sorry, Stan you were a pretty talented guy an’ all and no disrespect intended but…Jeanie’s got her Eyes Wide Open on this one!
The ladies dance on Saturday night was one the voyeurs will not soon forget. Together, with the music, consummately selected by Hardon-Wayne Productions, it was the perfect mix of sexy-raunchy. What with so many uninhibited ladies, from half-to-completely naked, all participating in some form of girl-on-girl action, all to the beat of the music, its not surprising some people think we’re putting on a show. To some extent, I guess we are…after all, exhibitionism for many women in the lifestyle, is more of an aphrodisiac than sucking back slimy raw oysters any given day…that’s for sure. But, and I can only speak for myself, the ladies dance for me, is an expression of my sexuality and the fact that others are watching lends a kind of thou-shalt-not feel to the activity. And the sextivities going on between the ladies that night certainly gave the evening’s newbie’s a very eyes-wide-open look into the effects this event may have on them in the future. You’ll see ladies…..you’ll see. Although I was able to encourage two of the newbie ladies onto the dance floor, for one whole song, one of them made a bee-line back to her table as soon as I turned around to dance with Tinkerbell. It was a difficult choice once again, as to whom I should bestow the $25 bar-tab prize…..but since it took almost a year before I had the nerve to join the ladies dance, I really admire the one’s who take that challenge to their sexual awakening on their very first night!
I have the pleasure of meeting many of the newbie couples who walk through the door and I try to keep in touch with all of them throughout the night. There was one baby-ass-bare new couple who decided, through internet research and finding this blog, to make Jeanie’s their first swinging experience. When I asked why they said they had read many reviews on Jeanie’s and the HH crowd, and the reviews all pretty much said the same thing….the place is loaded with very friendly, warm, inviting, open-minded individuals, all at variously differing levels of swinging, who get together in a fun, conversation/dance-filled, no pressure atmosphere. Once they started reading this blog, they decided to throw caution to the wind and test out the waters. Gotta like the sound of that no matter who y’are!
However, there was a second newbie couple who bares mention simply because of the complete 360 the apparently once-shy woman did throughout the night. She was very nervous when I welcomed them. He did most of the talking and when she excused herself to freshen up, he told me she was very shy, very unsure of herself and uncomfortable with her body shape (welcum to THAT oldie but goodie club honey!) and is embarrassed about her bi-curiosity. What??? She thinks she likes other women but is too embarrassed to admit it cuz other women might think she’s strange???? He is visibly relieved when I explain that 85% of women in the lifestyle are exploring or have set up permanent residency at Camp Suck-n’Lick-‘er-Pussy. I did admonish however, that finding that special someone is not necessarily going to happen tonight…..although it very well could. The sparkle in this man’s eye was bright enough to quite nearly burn through the retina of mine when I spoke those words. “Tell her not to worry so much, relax and just follow the evening where it goes….no rush, no hurry” I tell him after recovering a a small portion of my eyesight.
Well, those words came rolling back at me knocking ALL the pins down! Turns out, she didn’t worry, she did relax and she didn’t just follow the evening where it was going, she freakin’ led the way! Not only did they meet and hit it off with one of our seasoned regular couples, almost immediately, one minute she’s this shy little brunette whom I have to strain to hear what she’s saying and the next she’s telling me to kiss her husband so she can watch and spray more whipped cream on her bared breasts for anyone who wanted to lick it off. At one point she stalks right past me, hand-in-hand with someone’s husband into couples only. This….I gotta see! And what I saw made me smile and with my right index finger mime drawing another one for our side! Her husband told me earlier in the evening that he would be happy just to see her kiss another woman on the lips….huh! how ’bout lick their pussy, or suck another man’s cock….huh? whoda thunk?….certainly not moi!
By now, its well after midnight and the lower-level is jammed, some enjoying the delicious food, other’s enjoying the feel and vibe, some engaged in sextivities right at the bar (poor Lenny…all work and no play….) all goin’ on to the hot n’ sexy sounds of the Hardon Music Mix. It’s really a party like no other folks…… you just have to be there to experience it. Jeanie’s is not just your regular-run-of-the-mill-lifestyle-club…..it is THE lifestyle club. Other’s may have ritzier surroundings or have more of someone’s unfinished basement appeal, but bottom line, no one does it like Jeanie’s and the HH crowd. Don’t forget!! This Weekend at Jeanie’s is the pre-sex party Pimp and Hooker Event with the prize going to the hooker who makes the most cash!! How they make their cash is totally up to them….just remember….ya can’t win if ya don’t play!!
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